There is a certain time of night ( Read more... )

There is, if you didn't know it already, a great, earth-encompassing conspiracy to twist the very fabric of space and time itself, and it is taking great strides toward controlling not just your life and your world, but also in the past and the present. It's the greatest scheme of world control ever devised, and it is in evidence everywhere you ( Read more... )

In case you hadn't heard, they found another planet, past Pluto somewhere.

If you didn't already know, the particular astrophysicists that spotted it named it Xena, after the TV show.

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This is why nerds should never be given real power.

I have a Christmas song stuck in my head again. This happens to people, I understand. Every now and then you get songs stuck in your head. Sometimes it will be a Christmas song, no matter what the season. But it's different for me. It's the same song every time. And it happens at least once a month. And it sticks for DAYS. I have been told that ( Read more... )